'Ca Nada

Balding since birth

We mean that literally. Our best pickers have been pulling follicles of stress since before they knew why. And while we can do it with that genuine Canadian kindness, there’s a plethora of ways we execute X-ing out “cañas.” Try our elder abuse option for an exceptionally good time forgetting about death.

(Disclaimer: No earplugs are provided for the profanity we shout. Mainly because we need to remove the li’l whities in your ear hole too.)